Should The Author of This List be Insulted, Jailed or Tortured?

I know for a fact that different people write different things depending on the motive, inspiration, thematic focus or overall aim of whatever it is that is being written but do you agree with me that some write-ups are simply unacceptable?

Well, this question was born out of a message I recently received and it came in the form of a list.

Before I go on, I must state in clear terms that who I am. My name is Samod Biobaku; known as Simply SAMAD in the social median entertainment, job consultancy and other related circles and I have never had any bias for or against the product that forms the heart of this piece.

Kindly read and tell me what you think we should do to the author of this list (if we ever had the opportunity to find/capture him/her).

Read below:

"10 Reasons To Avoid Instant Noodles..

1. Nutrient Absorption : Noodles inhibit the absorption of nutrients for the children under 5.

2. Cancer Causing : The ingredient in the instant noodles called "Styrofoam', Which is a cancer causing agent.

3. Miscarriage : Women who are Eating instant noodles during their pregnancy causes miscarriage, because it affect the development of a foetus.

4. Junk Food : instant noodles are enriched with full of carbohydrates,but no vitamins, fiber and minerals. This makes the instant noodles considered as a junk food.

5. Sodium : Instant noodles are power packed with high amounts of sodium. Excess consumption of sodium leads to heart disease, stroke, hypertension and kidney damage.
6. MSG : Monosodium Glutamate is used to enhance the flavour of instant noodles. People who are allergic to MSG consume it as part of their diet, then they end up suffering from headaches, facial flushing, pain, burning sensations.

7. Overweight : Eating Noodles is the leading cause of obesity. Noodles contains fat and large amounts of sodium, which causes water retention in the body and surely it leads to overweight.

8. Digestion : Instant noodles are bad for digestive system. Regular consumption of instant noodles causes irregular bowl movements and bloating.

9. Propylene Glycol : The ingredient in the instant noodles called "Propylene Glycol" which has a anti-freeze property. This ingredient is used because it prevents the noodles from drying by retaining moisture. It weakens the immune system of our body. It is easily absorbed by the body and it accumulates in the kidneys, heart and liver. It causes abnormalities and damage to those areas.

10. Metabolism : Regular consumption of instant noodles affect the body's metabolism, because of the chemical substances like additives, coloring and preservatives inside the noodles."

Now that you have seen the piece that drove me into writing this article, what do you think the penalty should be for such a person?

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Audition and Casting For TV Series in Lagos

SHUGA AUDITIONS!

You've seen the series; you loved the show, now it's your chance to also star in it!

The brains behind the show are in search of Nigerian actors and actresses to join the cast of Shuga.

Date: 26th and 27th July, 2013

Time: 8am - 6pm

Venue: Protea Hotel, Ikoyi, Westwood, Lagos.

Please bring with you a 5x7cm  clear photograph of yourself.

You'll be given a script to read-through on the day, but also prepare a monologue of your choice to perform.

So, get rehearsing and check out all the Shuga series so far on Shuga.TV.



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Business Development Officer, Other Needed

Business Development officers, Senior Audit Executives with ACA/ACCA, cost estimators, Production Supervisor, Senior Facility Mft/Admin Executive with minimum of 5 years experience needed.

Please send ur CV to hr@superfluxnigeria.com with the position as the title.



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Graduates Needed For Cabin Crew Job

Are you a graduate with an NYSC certificate with minimum of Second class lower degree?

Are u a female with a height of 1.75 metres and size 6 to 10?

Are u a male with height of 1.78 meters and waist size of 28 to 34?

Do u have the required passion for cabin crew job?

If yes, then hurry up and drop ur detailed CV and a full size picture at FirstNation airways, 66B opebi Road ikeja, lagos, not later than friday 26th of july 2013.



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If You're a Model, Then You Need This

The Final Interview of NIGERIA RUNWAY IDOL!

Male and female models of 5ft and above are advised to come early to the Venue on July 25 for the short interview.

Venue: White House Hotel, Toyin Street, Ikeja Lagos!

Call 07036860014,08165961085 when you arrive at the venue.

Its an opportunity to become the NEXT NIGERIAN RUNWAY IDOL!



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Quote of the Day

Here's a quote that hit me like a cold bath on a snowing morning.

"There are worse CRIMES than BURNING books. One of them is not READING them."
- Joseph Brodsky



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Tired Of The Cane [A Poem By Samuel Pibowei]

I am sick and tired of the pain from the cane

My tears shower endlessly like the rain

Great Nigerian Proverbs

(1) When hot water quarrels with the flour, its the cooking stick that always mediates.

(2) A monkey that eats grass instead of banana is a goat.

(3) Getting married to a girl that weighs more than 80kg is polygamy.

(4) When a tsetse fly perches on your scrotum, it takes great skill not force, to kill it.

(5) However much the buttocks are in a hurry, they will always remain at the back.

(6) If the throat can swallow a knife the anus must find a way of expelling it.

(7) No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yam.

(8) The man who marries a beautiful wife and a man who plants corn by the road side have the same problem.

(9) The frown on the face of the goat does not prevent it from being taken to the market.

(10) No matter how far you urinate, the last drop always falls at your feet.

(11) No matter how much weed you smoke you cannot be the MOST HIGH.

(12) One who sleeps with an itchy anus wakes up with smelly fingers.

(13) He who urinates in a stream must remember his family drinks from the water.
(14) You can never be in a hurry to make Hell
(15) When a woman gets so old,it looks like no one paid her bride price.



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Audition For Modeling Job Holds Today in Lagos

If you're a pretty model and you consider yourself to be very clean and polished, then you should be part of the 40 female runway models needed for a job scheduled for Saturday, July 20, 2013.

Audition for the job holds today, July 18, 2013.

Venue: AQC Studio - 6, Ladipo Kuku Street, Off Allen Avenue, Ikeja, Lagos.

Time: 12noon

Height: From 5.10ft

Dress Size 4/6/8

Please come with your heels. Say ur From Seun.



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Audition For Africa's Next Top Model Gets July 23 Date

The much-anticipated Africa's Next Top Model search is here, as the organisers have announced plans to begin scouting for supermodels from different African countries that will participate in the show.

The show, which will be aired on M-Net's AfricaMagic channels later this year, promises to produce top class models that will represent the continent globally. 

The first historic season of Africa's Next Top Model will be filmed in Cape Town, South Africa.

Supermodel, Oluchi Orlandi will be present at all the scouting auditions to personally select the 12 lucky girls for the filming. Also, South African Fashion Designer, Thula Sindi, be present at the scouting auditions in Nigeria and Angola. 

Applicants is opened to: 18-27 years old
at least 5'7" (170cm) in height, and must not have an existing contract with a modelling agency at the time of application.

Plus-sized models are eligible to apply, but no male models.

The audition comes to Lagos on July 23, at the Federal Palace Hotel & Casino, Victoria Island, Lagos.

Model: Zainab Abisoye Biobaku



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I Find These Scary - Do You?

Can these words be mere coincidences or is there more to them than meets the eye?

CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE.

BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN.

LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.

HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE.

ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS.

LYING has 5, so does TRUTH

HURT has 4, so does HEAL.

NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE.

FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS.

UNDER has 5, but so does ABOVE.

CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.

ANGER has 5 letters so does Happy. Right has 5 letters so does WRONG.

Are they by coincidence?

Choose wisely, This means LIFE is like a double edged sword, we should choose the better side of Life.



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Audition For Male and Female Presenters

Hi all, there's going to be an audition for a female and male TV presenter for a business TV show.

Find details below:

Date: Saturday, July 13, 2013

Venue: La Mango Restaurant and Bar, 2 Adekunle Fajuyi Way, G.R.A, Ikeja, Lagos

Time: 10am - 6pm

If you are a gorgeous, intelligent & good looking young female/male between 25-40 years and you are articulate, with a good command of English, come & prove your mettle.

Dress very corporate.

A good knowledge in business is an advantage. We regret the inconveniences!

For enquiries, pls call: 08025299386. It's an invite for you and some good looking guys and babes that you know. They don't have to be actors.



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Audition For Models in Lagos Holds July 5

If you're convinced you are beautiful and blessed with the gift for modeling, then this audition call to model for a very established brand is for you.

Find details below:

The hunt is on for a gorgeous face to model for a super brand.

Interested models are expected to be beautiful, bold, tall, have a good skin and must be smart.

Required Height: 5:7 above.

Offer Is Attractive:

Table Calendar: 200,000

Wall Calendar: 400,000

TV: 300, 000

BRAND AMBASSADOR: 3M

Venue: 11C, Bola Shadipe Street, Off Adelabu Road, Masha, -Surulere in Lagos.

Time: 10am

NOTE: Come with a 5/7 picture.

NO Registration fees

No Form fees

..It's all about your beauty, good looks and gauge of attraction.

For more Info, call 07055849080.



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