Thursday, May 30, 2013

Is This a Lucky Photo or a Very Rare Picture?


Hi all, i just came across this photo and i just kept staring at it for more seconds than I can remember.

National Poetry Competition 2013: The Winning Poem


Read the unexpected picture of the first world war painted by the winner of this year's £5,000 prize

Clothes that escaped the Great War by Patricia McCarthy

Not the familiar ghosts: the shaggy dog of Thorne Waste
that appeared only to children; the chains clanking
from the Gyme seat, nor the black barge at Waterside.

I Finally Meet a KAI Official That I Like [Lagos]


Today, for the very first time, I saw an official of the Kick Against Indiscipline (KAI) warn a pedestrian to use the bridge rather than cross the ever busy Ikorodu Road in Lagos and risk getting hit by a car. Splendid, isn't it?

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Vacancies For Accountant, Admin Manager and Job Consultants at W-Holistic Solutions


W-Holistic Business Solutions is established, widely trusted and growing, year by year. As our workload grows and our name becomes ever more widely known, we have a responsibility to ensure that we continue to make use of the brightest, best and most experienced people.

Joke of the Day [Model - CASSIE Lagos]


Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful.
ken walked straight to the ugly girl.

My Future Dream [By Abdurahman Adedokun]


My future dream is to become a poet
They say its impossible
Do i wanna fly like a jet

They talk about me like a handkerchief dirty and wet

Friday, May 24, 2013

If You Love Your Family, Give Them This! [A Dying Man's Last wishes]


On his death bed, Alexander summoned his generals and told them his three ultimate wishes:

1. The best doctors should carry his coffin.

2. The wealth he has accumulated (money, gold, and precious stones) should be scattered along the
procession to the cemetery; and...

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Auditioning, Casting, Modeling Jobs and Others This Week [JOBS]


You are invited to the audition of 'The Ultimate Nigerian Model 2013.'

Venue: LaMango Lounge and Restaurant - 2, Adekunle Fajuyi Crescent, Ikeja, Lagos.

Time:10am.

Dress code:

40 Models Needed For Magazine Photo Session [JOB]

A total of 40 models are urgently needed fora magazine photo session.

To participate:

Text 'YES', names & location to 08034055269.

Thereafter, you will receive a call from them...

HOUSE OF MODELS!



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Update on British Soldier Beheaded by Nigerian, Others


Fellow Nigerians, by now you must have heard of the gruesome killing of a British soldier by 2 young British men at Woolwich, SE, London yesterday.

Vacancy For a Chartered Accountant in Lagos


A leading player in the Real Estate Sector is looking for a Chartered Accountant to manage its accounts function.

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

VLA is Recruiting OND Holders in Lagos

We are currently recruiting candidates with OND qualification (Distinction/Upper/Lower credit).

Maximum of 28 years old.

Please forward your CV to akin@viclawrence.com or Visit VLA head Office @Plot 1646 Oko Awo Str. VI. Lagos.

Courtesy: TheJobCenter



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Pretty Female Models Needed as Ushers and Ambassadors [JOBS]

Dalla international magazine has made an urgent call for pretty female models as ushers, ambassadors.

The magazine is an international publication and has affirmed that it needs its own models, ushers, ambassadors.

BENEFITS:
Ushering jobs, appearances in the magazines, traveling with the magazine's crew, free portfolio, free photo session , international exposure, loads of jobs - 60k for each job and the contract is for one year.

Registration fee is 4,000.

Models are expected to come on the 21st and 22nd of may (12noon to 5pm).1st come, 1st serve!

Beach Photo-shoot this Saturday, May 25, 2013.

Note: If asked who gave you the link, say: "From Modelme (only if asked)"

Blackberry pin: 29f7406b | Contact Bisi on 08021000642 or Nkem on 08099448261



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Urgent Vacancy for TV Presenter

There is an urgent vacancy for a bold and beautiful presenter for a Yoruba TV program.

Candidate must be able to speak Yoruba language fluently.

A degree in Yoruba or Theatre Arts would be an added advantage.

Call or Sms 07033330810, add Blackberry pin: 2846ccd1, or send CV to asurftv@gmail.com

Courtesy: TheJobCenter



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Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Actors and Actresses Needed in Lekki, Lagos on May 25 [JOB]

This is an invitation to interested actors and actresses to an audition for movie roles.

Date: Saturday, May 25, 2013.

Venue: Block 1, Victory Avenue, Thomas Estate, Ajah, Lekki, Lagos.

Contact 08034889483 for further inquiries.



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Female Presenter Needed | Test Holds May 22 [JOB]

Female presenters needed for a business channel.

The screen test holds tomorrow Wednesday, May 22, 2013.

Time: 9am.

Venue: Channel.M1 TV Studios, Lagos, Nigeria.

Contact 08033280672 for further details.

Supported by SSNetwork.



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Audition, Casting For Soap Opera

This is to call on actors and actresses for a comedy soap opera titled 'So Much Opera.'

Venue: Hotel De Bassano, Oduduwa Bus Stop, Governor Road, Ikotun.

Date: Saturday, May 25, 2013.

Time: 9am.

Contact: 08163839378 or 08094693103 for further details.



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IT Staff Needed

There is an urgent vacancy for an IT staff in Lagos State, Nigeria.

Candidates must live within the Ogba, Pen Cinema, Agege and Berger axis of Lagos and must be willing to learn fast.

Interested candidates should forward CVs to itstaff007@gmail.com or contact 08020711223.

Courtesy: TheJobCenter



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Urgent Call For Science Graduates [JOBS]

Do u know anyone who studied biochemistry, pharmacy, biology, medicines or pure sciences? Please send CV to hr@fidson.com for aptitude test on Friday, May 24, 2013.

Deadline is tomorrow morning, May 22, 2013.

Photo by: OBI SOMTO



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Models, Dancers Needed in Lagos on May 25

A musical video shoot has been scheduled for Saturday, May 25, 2013 and guess what?

Models, Dancers, Video Vixens are urgently needed.

Interested models, dancers and video vixens should add the Blackberry pin below:
2359D46D.



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Monday, May 20, 2013

Vacancy in Victoria Island For Sales Boys [Jobs in Nigeria]

Vacancy exists for the position of Sales Boys (SSCE holders) for a FMCG (Fast Moving Consumer Goods) start-up in Victoria Island in Lagos, Nigeria.

Applicant must reside close to Victoria Island. Contact 08034441123 for details.

Courtesy: ThejobCenter



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Thursday, May 16, 2013

Vacancy at First Bank From May 16 to May 30

FBN Graduate Trainee Programme

Requirements:
Not more than 27years old by June 2013.

Must have completed NYSC with a valid certificate.

Minimum of Bachelor's Degree with 'Second Class Lower' or HND with 'Upper Credit'

To apply, log on to
http://www.firstbanknigeria.com/careers/recruitment/

Application begins May 16th, 2013 and ends May 30th, 2013.



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Covered [A Poem By Melvina Germain]

I looked to the North and what did I see,
three beautiful Angels looking back at me.

Their eyes were like crystals,
with wings of a dove.

Blessed I'am to be covered with God's love.

Composed by: Melvina Germain.




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Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Nigerian Critic And Author, Augusta Okon Says Film Adaptations Can Revive Reading Culture




For Nigeria's film critic and author, Augusta Okon, literature and films have always been her first love, way back from childhood days. At 14, she had become an author under the wings of Nelson publishers with her short story, ‘Bola and the kidnappers’. The NTA Network News (prime time) reported the launching event, while the iconic actor, now Member of the Federal Republic (MFR) Kanayo.O.Kanayo was the Master of ceremonies at the event. She was also a guest on the long rested popular Morning Ride show. She won the maiden edition of the International Children’s Convention in ‘93 organized by  Inter-classic Ltd. Two years later, her second short story, ‘Trust No One’ was also published by Nelson. 

She took a French leave to study Law at the University of Ibadan and proceeded to the Nigerian Law School. She was one of the 30 ‘Student Achievers’ named by the Faculty of law in the university’s convocation brochure in 2003, ‘in recognition of the outstanding performance recorded at the 2003 Bar Final exams’. She has directed her legal skills at the Entertainment circuit and is now a lady of many parts. As a film critic, her professional reviews have been published online and in some National dailies. This critique skill has paved the way to her being a member of the jury at the IN- Short International film festival 2012,and a film screener for AMAA 2013. Her articles, dominantly on the Nigerian movie industry, has earned her Platinum status on Ezine articles, the world’s leading article site, and has stimulated and provoked thoughts on various subject maters. 

This is What I Think About Poetry - Do You Agree?

 
Poetry without any element of doubt remains one of the deepest forms of expression in the literary world and there are several reasons why this is so.

For instance, while the average reader might pick up a work of prose and enjoy the thrill of reading a story narrated from point 'A' (beginning) to point 'B' (the end), poetry usually requires more than a single read.

This explains why a poem like 'The Washer Woman's Prayer' or 'Richard Cory' would strike the reader on such a subliminal note that the mind is lured towards breezing through the verses yet again.

Such is one of the distinct features of poetry.

Is there any one out there who agrees or disagrees with this?



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Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Radio Presenter Needed For Nigeria and UK

Can you communicate well? Are you passionate about gospel music and entertainment? Do you have strong researching skills and consider yourself current with events and trends?
Do you possess a good and proper use of English?
Are U born again and filled with d holy spirit?

If your meet d above criteria, here's a chance of becoming a gospel VJ live on radio both in Nigeria and the UK.

Send ur CV and a brief Introduction of yourself (not more than 300 words) to testifyonline@gmail.com

Source: Jide Olaniyan.



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Female NYSC Corps Member Needed for PA Job

Female Corper needed to fill the position of a Personal Assistant (PA).

Start up salary is between N30, 000 and N35, 000 and will increase on performance.

Candidate must be situated in Lagos.

Send CV to adebull@yahoo.com

Model: Osagie Jennifer Oghogho



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Audition For Actors and Actresses Holds May 15 in Lagos

Are you an actor/actress or do you have anyone looking to have a career in acting?

Here's an opportunity.

Audition for a Soap Opera showing on DSTV from August 2013.

Venue: Cremas Hotel - 7, Osogbo Street, Ogudu, Lagos.

Date: May 15.

Note: Both Male and female cast needed (ages 20-45years).

For more inquiries, call 07063524329, 08033571919, 08035733620.



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Audition For Models, Musicians, Dancers and Comedians May 18

The audition for the 'African Models Mid Year Art and Fashion Party' has been scheduled for May 18, 2013.

The audition is for models, musicians, comedians and dancers.

Date (again): May 18, 2013.

Venue: Club Dejavu - 37, Lawani Street, Off Unilag Road, Yaba, Lagos.

Time: 9am prompt.

For more information, venue branding, or partnership, call 07058607253, 08084129718 or add this BB pin: 32f82752.



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Opening For Immediate Employment

A smart and intelligent lady is needed for immediate employment in Lagos.

Note! Interested candidate must be good with microsoft office tools, must have good communication skills and must also have good manners.

If you meet any of this requirements or know anyone, please send ur CV to impactgroup2020@gmail.com | add 22717C42 or call 07086411614.

Interview date on Friday, May 17, 2013.

Courtesy: The Job Center.



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Hair Stylist Needed Urgently

A hairstylist is needed - interested individual should be able to work outside Lagos.

Pay is very attractive.

Contact: 0703270350

Courtesy: The Job Center



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May & Baker is Recruiting in Abuja

There is a vacancy for the position of a Regional Manager at May & Baker Nigeria Plc Abuja

For details, click the links below:
http://t.co/Jti38hKUWP



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PZ Cussons Needs a Brand Manager and Marketing Manager

There are vacancies in PZ Cussons for the post of a Brand Manager and a Marketing Manager in Lagos.

For details, click the link below:
http://t.co/qvlVOzngJZ



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Unilever and Shell are Recruiting

Here's the latest Vacancy at Unilever.

Click the link below for details:
http://t.co/aF6yDEu8Q0

Shell recruitment day for 2013 has also been fixed.

Click the link below for details:
http://t.co/Dm2q5iM5l1



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Nigerian Bottling Company is Recruiting

Job vacancies at the Nigerian Bottling Company Limited Abuja, Lagos and Port-Harcourt.

Click the link below for details.
http://t.co/ZK3qHi2Pqv



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Vacancy at Nestle

Nestle Job vacancy for Executive Assistant

Click the link below for details:
http://t.co/LrdEOpW04E



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Vacancy For Administrative and Finance Associate

UNDP Jobs for Administrative and Finance Associate.

Click the link below for details:
http://t.co/56k1iJmugy



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Male Presenter Needed

A male presenter is needed in a media house in Lokoja.

CVs should be sent to w.ugbeye@gmail.com



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FCMB is Recruiting All Over Nigeria | OND and Degree Holders

FCMB is massively recruiting for OND & DEGREE holders.

For OND, send ur cv to (fcmbsa@firstcitygroup.com).

May 17, 2013 is the deadline.

Choose any state of Nigeria of your choice as the subject of the email.

For DEGREE, send your cv to (hrcustomerservice@firstcitygroup.com).

May 28, 2013 is the closing date.



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Monday, May 13, 2013

Immediate Employment Opportunity

Construction focused Project manager required on a contract basis for an initial 6months duration (contract renewable after initial period for a minimum of another 1yr)

Requirements;
- First degree in Engineering or any other related discipline
- Minimum of 5yrs experience(Negotiable) in managing construction projects
- Project management certified
- Proficient in project management softwares (eg. Primavera, MS Project, etc.)

Must be willing to work outside Lagos & resume immediately.

Compensation is attractive and accommodation, feeding & transportation will be catered for.  

Send CVs to constructionprojectmanager@yahoo.com before 15th May 2013.



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Friday, May 10, 2013

Female TV Presenter and Line Producer Needed in Lagos

Audition for a young female as a TV presenter who must not be older than 27 years old.

Interested individuals must have a comical bend and must be spontaneously creative.

Also needed is a line producer for a comedy TV magazine programme.

Venue 45, Sam Shonibare Street, Off Ogunlana Drive, Surulere, Lagos.

Date May 18, 2013.

Time 11.00am

Courtesy: THEJOBCENTRE



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Thursday, May 09, 2013

Apply For This Job If You Have the Following...

If you fit into this or have anyone who does, kindly contact: 08028642180
 
No age limit but must be in very good health and able to work long hours.
 
No gender discrimination but must not be raising a young family or about to start one within the next 2 years.
 
Able to represent me at meetings even at the level of the minister of health meetings
 
Widely read and interested in a wide array of general knowledge including politics,philosophy, the economy and business incubation. Knowledge of classical music and musical instruments will be a great advantage because he/she will be involved with my orchestra foundation.
 
Willing to take a "green" person who can learn fast.
 
Valid Drivers licence is an advantage.
 
Valid International passport is compulsory
 
It involves a lot of travel mostly at very short notice. So job location could be Abuja, Lagos, Accra, Banjul-the Gambia or Mauritius or any where in between.
 
Education: Sound basic education BA,MA,BSc or Masters but paper qualification is irrelevant. I need a "can do" man or woman. With all the social graces I mentioned in my text but most importantly VERY strong computer skills and very good to excellent command of the English language. Able to speak in public at the drop of a hat.
 
Good to excellent dress sense. Impeccable personal hygiene.
 
Above all, very amiable with an open heart and NO hidden agendas.
 
Thank you for finding this unique person.
 
Salary is negotiable depending on qualification and experience but not lower than N1MILLION - N1.2MILLION per annum.

Courtesy: THE JOB CENTRE



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Vacancy in Abuja

Here 's a vacancy in Abuja I just received:

2 – 5 years experience in core Finance and Accounts.

Job Location: ABUJA

Minimum requirement: Second Class UPPER

Years of experience: 2- 5 years.

Interested? Send your CV to:

adebola.adenuga@gmail.com with email subject as "Finance & Accounts Consultants before 5pm 15th of May 2013.

Courtesy: THE JOB CENTRE



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Wednesday, May 08, 2013

Ovation is Recruiting

Ovation TV presently seeks young and talented people to join it's pioneer crew.

If you have what it takes to be a TV Personality, here is your chance.

Come over for open auditions.

Date: Thursday, May 9, 2013.

Venue: Ovation Office, 13B Ladipo Kuku Street, off Allen Avenue, Ikeja.

Time: 11am.



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Friday, May 03, 2013

Sweet Sensation is Recruiting

Do you need a job? Guess what?

Sweet Sensation is looking for recent graduates of Nigerian universities with a background in business - for instance Economics, Marketing and the likes for its various subsidiaries.

Recruiting session is tomorrow Saturday, May 4, 2013.
Time: 10am prompt.
Venue: Sweet Sensation Head office, Opebi Road, Ikeja, Lagos.

Email CV to: Okamson@gmail.com

Announcer: @iam_hip



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